Interrogation Transcript
The following interview was extracted under duress and the use of a truth serum. What follows may be a form of torture to our readers as...
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Is it possible for a song about armpit farts to be truly funny? Yes! Sometimes things that are funny to a teenage boy cease to be funny...
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What do you think of when you think about pumpkin spice? One of my colleagues, Captain H., thinks about mouthwatering doughnuts and foamy...
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#1 birth death resurrection all of eternity apprehension an insight/realization the flash of an explosion a collapse the loss of a hot...
642 Things to Write About
Last Christmas, my sister, who is a far more thoughtful gift-giver than I am, bought me a clever book titled 642 Things to Write About....
