On Carrs and Camels (Part 2)
It’s time we had a frank conversation. If we are to stem the tide of the coming feline invasion, we must be willing to acknowledge the role that Bactrian money plays supporting this ages-old Feline struggle. Camels are deceptive animals. They been trained to look all innocent, staring disinterestedly off into space whilst chewing their cud, looking as if they were incapable of causing any harm. But if given half the chance a camel will spit you, bite you, stomp at you, or sto
On Carrs and Camels (Part 1)
What is with large piles of shattered glass in the middle of the road? P. County, where Blerkins World Headquarters is located, is one of the most densely packed counties in our state. It is relatively narrow and an over-abundance of traffic, largely confined to two central arteries, is routinely congested. Regrettably, traffic accidents are fairly common. The thing about car crashes is that they make a mess, shattered glass being a particular hazard. All sensible people reco
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